Hog roll from Firefly. Sausage, peppers, onions, and…fried oysters. Necessary.

Roast pork on garlic toast with…pork juice. Porktaculous.

Ground beef and crisped pancetta burgers stuffed with blue cheese, topped with a slice of pancetta, caramelized onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon.

Two slices of BACON EXPLOSION with scrambled eggs for breakfast at home. Hello, cardiologist.